Much like the popular show Seinfeld, this is a blog about "Nothing." Judging from the popularity of Seinfeld, I have reason to believe that my blog will become an instant success. I know that many of you want to know every detail of my life and would like it delivered to you in a shameless, self-promotional medium. This is why I have created a blog. Here, you will be able to read my brilliant words and see pictures of my dazzling face.